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Class has begun! It's a new term and you can’t wait for it to end. If only the holidays were longer… or school didn’t exist. To get through it, you’re going to need survival skills: Essential items: Headache pills, tranquillisers, stress ball, flare gun… Do power dress...
Q: Define the term ‘antagonist’. A: Someone who tortures ants.Q: What are levees? A: Expensive jeans. Sharpen your pencils and have your rulers at the ready – it’s time for more F in Exams! School years pass by and new students come and go, but there are always more...
Have you ever been faced with the devastating situation of having a bottle of beer but no opener?Have you ever wondered if there’s a better way to roll up your shirt sleeves? Do you wish you could share pizza with friends and avoid the hassle of washing up altogether?...
'Most grandmas have a touch of the scallywag.' Helen Thomson When there are sticky handprints on the sofa and you can’t prise the darlings away from a screen, reach into your handbag for this hilarious book, crammed full of quips and quotes to remind you why being a...
You know you're a gardening fanatic when... ... you favour your ride-on lawnmower over your Ferrari. ... you think talking dirty means whispering the word 'compost'. If this sounds all too familiar, read on to discover whether you've really gone to seed or you're just...
'Never have children, only grandchildren.' Gore Vidal When your roses have been trampled by little feet and the golf has been hijacked by children’s TV, reach for this hilarious book, crammed full of quips and quotes to remind you why being a grandad is one of the best...
At last, no more parents! But who’s going to do your washing, and bail you out when you’re short of cash? Hmm, you’re going to need survival skills: Think positively: don’t think of it as a student loan, think of it as the government’s round (every night for three...
Freedom at last! But there's an awfully long time between cornflakes and cocoa, and a limit to how many sudokus you can do. You need survival skills: FINANCIAL WIZARDRY: how to get three cups of tea out of one bag.SPARKLING CONVERSATION: 300 different ways to discuss...
Trucker caps, Crazy Frog, SM:TV Live and Sunny D – growing up in the 2000s was sweet. So why not take yourself back to a time when McFly were ruling the charts and Snake 2 was the coolest thing in mobile gaming, to discover if you really are a true child of the 2000s.
Do you long to be free from those time-consuming and annoying domestic chores? Ever dread those awful everyday irritations such as struggling to get the duvet cover back on, or removing overflowing bags from your rubbish bin? Are you desperate for some clever hacks to...
Tips and ideas to help you survive your uni years, from freshers week to final exams You’ve been waiting for the time you head off to university since you started school and now that you’ve got the grades (well done!), and a place on your chosen course, you’re so close...
Who says unicorns aren’t real? Life’s never dull when you have a unicorn by your side. These sparkly friends bring magic into our lives, from the tips of their magical horns to the swishy ends of their rainbow tails. Enter the awesomely cute world of unicorns, and...
Do you aspire to master the art of the perfect burger? To make DIY disasters a thing of the past? To discover ingenious ways to keep the kids entertained and make cleaning up after them a breeze? LIFE HACKS FOR DADS is your handy guide to making your daily life that...
‘What would you be if you weren’t Irish?’ asked the barman.Pat replied, ‘Ashamed!’There are two types of people in this world: the Irish, and those who wish they were. But wherever you’re from, The Little Book of Irish Jokes is packed with grand gags and Celtic...
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! Who says cheesy jokes are a bad thing? Not us! With this outrageously ripe selection of gags, you’ll be delighting your friends all the way to the deli counter. Whether you’re in need of a pungent pun or a holey...
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!Filled with more filth than three-week old underwear, this little collection of obscene one-liners, smutty shenanigans and graphic gags will have you blushing like a freshly spanked bottom and sniggering like a naughty...
‘… you won’t know whether to laugh or cry’ DAILY MAIL Getting up at the crack of dawn, wearing school uniform, squabbles in the schoolyard, endless homework… those were the best days of your life! It’s time to relive them with this new collection of side-splitting jokes...
Jack Shit rears his head once more, showcasing the best in toilet humour. Every loo should have one.
If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away!There’s no questioning the unbridled joy brought about by a good fart. But like a beautiful snowflake, each fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window frame-rattling...
• Ever accidentally used your thumb as a hammer cushion while putting up a picture hook?• Do you become enraged at the uncontrollable bobbing of the straw in your drinks can?• Are you yearning to find a way to make your toilet roll tube enhance your music listening...
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