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What was Sir Isaac Newton famous for?He invented gravity.Another year has passed, which means more exams have been sat and more silly answers have been given by the children of our future. To make sure these hilarious blunders won’t be forgotten, F in Exams is back...
'I need to work hard on my maths so I will be god at it.''My dads boss lives in a big hose.''When I am older I want to learn to drive a cat.' Children are at their funniest when they’re trying to be serious, and their earnest attempts at mastering the English language...
Q: Define the term ‘antagonist’. A: Someone who tortures ants.Q: What are levees? A: Expensive jeans. Sharpen your pencils and have your rulers at the ready – it’s time for more F in Exams! School years pass by and new students come and go, but there are always more...
'Never have children, only grandchildren.' Gore Vidal When your roses have been trampled by little feet and the golf has been hijacked by children’s TV, reach for this hilarious book, crammed full of quips and quotes to remind you why being a grandad is one of the best...
'Most grandmas have a touch of the scallywag.' Helen Thomson When there are sticky handprints on the sofa and you can’t prise the darlings away from a screen, reach into your handbag for this hilarious book, crammed full of quips and quotes to remind you why being a...
‘… you won’t know whether to laugh or cry’ DAILY MAIL Getting up at the crack of dawn, wearing school uniform, squabbles in the schoolyard, endless homework… those were the best days of your life! It’s time to relive them with this new collection of side-splitting jokes...
Ahh, glorious school days… It’s no wonder they went so quickly with all the exams, the classroom fun, the sticky situations to get out of, the work to avoid and the teachers to annoy. Enjoy this new collection of hilarious exam answers, along with schoolyard jokes,...
If your vocabulary is more Bart Simpson than the Bard, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most spectacular howlers from school English exams.
If you don’t know a cold war from a cold sore, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the worst howlers from school history exams.
If you get perspiration and precipitation confused, then take comfort in this hilarious, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most cringeworthy howlers from school Geography exams.
If the thought of science exams conjures up the memory of singeing your eyebrow on a Bunsen burner, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, funsize dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most glorious howlers from school science exams.
The F in Exams are over, the results are in and just when you thought it was safe to go back in the classroom… BANG! It’s time for F in Retakes! Enjoy another heady dose of hilarious answers that canny students have given to the trickiest exam questions.
'The away team were prevented from making a final strike due to a well-timed tickle' 'British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands' Laugh out loud at this selection of the funniest faux pas, silliest slips and most blatant bloopers that ever made it into print (and some...
Jack brort a cak to school and we all had a pis Captin Cok was a famos exploder I found a spare seal so I quickly sat on it Children are at their funniest when they are trying to be serious, and their earnest attempts at mastering the English language are a veritable...
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says goodbye to childhood and enters adultery.Q: How can you prevent milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. We’ve all been there. You’ve been studying hard, the day of the BIG test arrives, you turn over the...
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